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NEW IHIK DRD ODKAZY
ENGLISHskoČESKÉ poemy

Kultovní dvojjazyčné básně skládané při hodině matiky tuším v 8.třídě (Michale, s nostalgií alespoň vzpomeňme...:). Nic nebylo změněno, básničky jsou i s chybami z roku 2000. Dál snad nemusím komentovat (doufám).


He is FAT (I.K.)


He is FAT
I'm SLIM
She is DEAD
They are HIM!

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She is HAPPY (I.H.)


She is HAPPY
her love is PEPI
Tom is small
I'm dead on
the... wall!

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She is TALL (I.K.)


She is TALL
I'm GOAL!
She is READY
I'm FREDDIE...
... the ghost!

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I'm BABY (I.H.)


I am BABY
you are VLEZLY
he is BULL
we are FULL

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There is MAY (I.K.)


There is MAY
he is GAY!
There is JACK
I'm FLEK

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Where is FERO? (I.H.)


Where is Fero?
---censored---
Where is CHIP
YOU are --píp--
Where is SENDY
YOU take BRANDY
Where is DANGER
there is SVETR!


Na svou dobu geniální rým, co?

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EAST or WEST (I.K.)


EAST or WEST
at houm is PES.

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Mr. QUAK (I.H.)


Mr. QUAK is GOOD
he, it is my FOOD
I like his HAND
I am CLARKE CENT
I am CLARKE CENT
I love ZADDITEN!
I see NEWSPAPEJR
LUCIPER je...
... CHLUPATEJ...
Jack watching RADIO
Indián křičí:
HOLA HOU!

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one, two (I.K.)


She is GOOD,
I'm her FOOT
He is SPIKE,
I'm MIKE!
She is CAR,
I'm HEKTAR!
He is ONE,
I'm SANDOKAN!
He is TWO,
I'm RAGU!
He is THREE,
I'm TEA!
He is FOUR [fór]
I'm ANEKDOTA!
He is FIVE,
I'm FIVEKA!
He is REX,
I want --píp--

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ARE YOU GOOD? (I.H.)


ARE you good?
I like food
ARE you silly?
MY name is BILLY
ARe you TYGER?
I am SYGR
WHO are you?
I THEN DO
WHERE IS USA
I am VOPILEJ
ARE you PRETTY?
WHERE IS BETTY?
ARE you SAD
I am BAD [dead]
Where is ELEPHANT?
I HAVE BIG LAMP
YOU ARE KIDDING
I HAVE BOING!
[747]
FOR MIKE
9.5.2000
The Edn

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Where is ALBERT (I.H.)


Where is ALBERT?
I"m LUKAS POLLERT
Where is GORBACOV
I Speak: "HOP, SKOK!"
Where is CERNOBYL
I am CRUELA DEVIL

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----- (I.H.)


It's radio Jerevan,
on your head fall...
...Balvan!!!
jak se jmenuješ
já sleduju MASH
Ze sbírky: Hop, a je tu...
ROBOCOP
where is zvon
you are telefon
where is Write
you are died!
where is Johny
you are little...
.. PONNY!!

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Jack was ill (I.K.)


Jack was ill
I'm eating pill
Jack was silly
I'm silly(kon)
Jack was my brother,
now he is my father
Jack was her sister,
now he is her twister!!
Jack was GREAT
and I'm great...
BRITAIN!!
Oh! Sorry!
I'm CZech Republic
and Jack is...
.. cekal si rým, co? Ale me,
Jack is
...a sakra konec!


Když se někdo nevejde do paměti svý databanky, tak to je co říct :).

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SPOKY (I.H.)


Where is my dog SPOKY,
JA MAM NEKDE BROKY
MAM je nekde v puse,
neříkej to HUSE!
Where is Johny Walker,
I am playing POCER
WHERE IS MY DOG FREDDIE,
HE IS VERY BADY!
WHERE IS LADY SASHA
MY AUNT'S NAME IS A GEJSA
WHERE IS BROTHER BOBY,
DAM SI LITR SODY!
WHERE IS SRNKA BAMBY?
JA HAVE BOTY SPRANDI!
WHERE IS MY DOG BRENDN [90210]
AND THIS IS...
THE EDN

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WHO? (I.K.)


WHO WAS KIND?
He was DIED!
WHO was SCOUT
I'm eat about!

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